Knock knock.
Who is there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Do not cry, it is only a joke.
Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I cant tell you because you might spread it.
Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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Q: Where were lemons first found?
A: In a tree!Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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Q: Where was the Queen of England crowned?
A: On her head!Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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A kid comes home from his first day at school.
His Mum asks,"What did you learn today?"
The kid replies,"Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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