Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea (no eyed deer)Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns.
Billy: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good!
Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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Q: What is black and white and green and black and white?
A: Two zebras fighting over a pickle.Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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Q. What’s brown and sticky?
A. A stick!Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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Q: What is black and white and red (read) all over?
A: A newspaper!Submitted by Oscar Boyes
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